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CHECK OUT MLIA!! you will laugh! →
Story of my Life...
Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. >The boys dont want to reach for the good ones because they’re afraid of >falling and getting hurt. Instead, they get the rotten apples from the >ground that arent as good, but easy. So the apples up top >think there is something wrong with them when in reality they’re amazing....
Hmmm... to true!
Today, I was looking through the bumper stickers application on Facebook and I came across this sticker that said “if Pinocchio said his nose was about to grow, what would happen?” This was by far the most fascinating thing I’ve read all year. MLIA
Nice save...
Today I asked a guy if he wanted to go the the dance with me and he said no he was ‘too busy’. Not wanting to feel like I was rejected, I said, “Oh thank God! My mom kept telling me to ask you since she owed your mom a favor!” His face expression made up for everything. MLIA
The way we think...
Does anyone ever notice the difference between how girls and guys think
pigs CAN fly
I was going to the supermarket yesterday to pick up my favorite cheese… (gouda of course) when i realized i forgot to put on a bra.
“Don’t be flattered that he misses you. He should miss you. You’re deeply...”
– Me and you lola that’s what i thought about when i saw the “He’s just not into you caption!!
He’s just not that into you (via weenaxanne)
The more you get to know a person, the more...
weenaxanne:
(via immissingyou)
Some pursue happiness, others create it.
(via weenaxanne)
funny little child politician!
Today, I asked my class of 2nd graders why they thought Obama was elected president. Most of the answers I got were things like because he is a good president and because he will help the U.S. One boy raised his hand and said, “Because he’s part Kenyan - they always win the race.” New favorite student? I think so. MLIA
Most Creative Proposal EVER!!
Today, I walked into my apartment and saw someone sitting on my couch, dressed as Megatron. I screamed for my boyfriend, who then came running out of the kitchen dressed as Optimus Prime, and threw Megatron to the ground. My boyfriend then came up to me and told me that he would fight decepticons for me any day. He then got down on one knee and proposed to me. I accepted. I don’t know how...